(Source: imthevampiremerman, via petcanadian)
676i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
THIS WOMAN HAS A MAGICAL TALENT
(Source: onegleeheart, via discowstick)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall
and here we can witness the hp fandom starting their slow descent into sherlockian-level insanity
i just screamed and choked out loud what the fuck is that
Rogonigal
the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song
BUT YOU CAN TRY
tips for crying
- let yourself cry
- drink plenty of water or you might get a headache and the cry will feel more like a punishment than a catharsis
- if you wipe away tears before they can fall down your cheeks maybe think about that. your tears are not an inconvenience you do not need to minimize them.
- let yourself cry
-crying is a cousin to laughing, both are healthy and okay to do
-talk out loud to yourself if you cant/don’t want to talk to other people
(Source: fuckyeahmadpride, via andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels)
I like boys with long hair and big arms and dimples and who are super tall and read books and love dogs and were once Satans vessel on Earth
(◕‿◕✿)
would you like to sleep with Sam Winchester… and DIE!!
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
(via humourprincess)
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
(via h4wk-girl)
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)
m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
Hey, my name is Caitlin. I’ve been bullied about being fat my whole life. People would push against the lockers saying I took the whole hallway, I was told I started the Japan earthquake, my step mother gave me certain ammounts of food I could eat a week. I’ve always struggled with my weight, thinking I was so ugly. I felt like everyone who looked at me thought that.
Well this is to the people who said I couldn’t ever put on a two piece bathing suit. Here I am, I did it. I didn’t listen to everything you said.
I don’t have to be size two just to wear a bikini. I’m happy who I am, and if its a little more tubby, thats okay (: ahahha More cushion for da pushin.
But anyways. Whether your size 2, or size 32. You are BEAUTIFUL. Never listen to the bullies. They WILL NOT control you. You are better than that.
I AM BEAUTIFUL
you are fucking beautiful
(Source: colormeziam, via calmyourhoranmoans)
